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Monday, August 20, 2012
The Tree and The Acorn
I know you've heard the old saw about the acorn not falling far from the tree.
Well, Saturday my second oldest officially became a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy defines Redneck as 'a glorious lack of sophistication', a definition I agree with. But there is also a individualistic, self-sufficient bent that I think is a requirement in a good Redneck. Here is my son's story.
Apparently Saturday afternoon he wanted to watch a few movies on DVD. But His DVD player wouldn't work. So, unlike your hipster-dofus, who would grab a credit card and his password to Amazon. my son grabbed a screwdriver. And started dismantling his DVD player. After a few screws, he discovers the problem. The drive belt between the motor and the spindle that drives the DVD unit is broke, and laying in the bottom of the player.
End of the day, right? Not by a long shot.
Our intrepid young Redneck does not let a broken part stop him. He goes On the Hunt for a replacement. But where do you find a replacement drive belt for a cheap DVD player on a Saturday afternoon?
Why in the basement of course!
Not that I have a stockpile of old DVD players in the basement; I don't. But what our Redneck Repairman is looking for is flexible piece of rubber, like a rubber band, but a whole lot smaller.
When ever I replace a burnt out headlight bulb, I replace them both, and put the one that still worked on the shelf as a spare. That way, if a blow another bulb I can put in the old one until I can get to the store for a new set.
Well, something even I didn't know is that the rubber ring that the bulb maker uses to seal the bulb into the headlight housing is exactly the same size as the drive belt in cheap DVD players.
A few seconds to slip the seal off of the bulb and Voila! a new drive belt.
The player was reassembled and has been working steadily and well ever since.
For those of us with a special bent, this is a proud moment.
Almost enough to bring a tear to an old man's eye.
Except he had to go and ruin one of my spare headlight bulbs.