Showing posts with label Photos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Photos. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

What is Racism?



Don't answer the question yet

First, take a look at this article. And the picture.

Now answer my initial question.

If the picture was of George and Laura Bush, would it be racist? Bill and Hillary Clinton? Then why is depicting Obama and the Missus the same way racist?

We are all (allegedly) descended from apes; why is the depiction of one couple racist and another not?

What if the artist who  doctored this photo is black; is it racist then?

Or is it only racist because folks who are not black are seeing this image? What if it was only available in Ebony magazine; would it then be a racist image?

I have complained before about how there is hard racism and soft racism. Hard of course is the KKK. That's easy to identify.

But the Left practices a soft racism; one they refuse to admit, and Obama is either the beneficiary or the cause of the practice. Like the idea that any criticism of Obama is racist.

Ask yourself; is it racist because they can use that rusty canard as a shield, or is it racist because it is not 'proper' to criticize anyone of another race, irrespective of the validity of the criticism?

Back to the image; Remember Chimpy McHitler Bush? How about the images?



If the Obama image is racist, then so are these. Or maybe you don't think they are. Why not? Sauce for the Goose is sauce for the Gander right?

If the only response you have is that the Obama images are racist because they are black, then I will accuse you off being racist; a soft racist. One who feels people of color need to be protected; they aren't capable of defending themselves.

Do you feel that way? Why don't you consider your self a racist?

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Say Cheese!



I did a post the other day on the changes in the last hundred years on the way music has changed in our lives.

At the same time I was thinking about the ways that photography has changed as well.

Photography was initially developed almost 200 years ago. The process of using light to cause a chemical reaction and create an image was a startling revelation. History could now be documented in real time. As long as history would stand still and had plenty of light thrown on it.

50 years later Matthew Brady would do just that, making hundreds of images of the carnage on Civil War battlefields.

The process has changed sometimes; the chemicals used or the base material. Tintypes are just that- an image created chemically on a metal plate, and glass plate negatives were just a chemical wash on a glass plate, subject to the hazards as any piece of glass is. The modern negative film was the development that put a camera in the hands of the common man. George Eastman was the Henry Ford of photography; Ford put the common man on the road with his Model-T, and Eastman allowed him to photograph the trip.

The images were still; very still. We are so used to micro-second exposure times, but images in the old days took minutes to expose, which is why most old pictures are stiffly posed portraits.

The Kodak Brownie had those same issues; slow film speeds, no adjustable aperture, no flash. Groups didn't gather on the front porch for their health; they needed the light to make sure the picture turned out.

And then once the roll was full, the whole camera was sent off to Kodak, returned a few weeks later with your pictures and a fresh roll of film inside, all set for 8 more shots. And that's when you found out that Aunt Martha had moved during the Easter family portrait.

Cameras became more complex, and those cameras eventually made their way into the hands of the amateurs. Although amateur in this case just meant took pictures for fun, not profit. Film speed had to be set, f-stop, depth of field and focus all had to be right, and heaven help you with color film!

And you had to wait a week to find out if that once-in-a-lifetime shot had turned out.

Unless you did your own developing; tubs of caustic chemicals and very specific timings. Old chemicals, to long or too short in one bath or the other and your negatives or your pictures were ruined.

And then came the Kodak Instamatic with it's Flash Cubes. Point and shoot, inside or out, a (fairly) perfect shot every time. But film and developing cost money; about 6 bucks all told for 24 shots. And you had to wait to see the picture.

Unless you had a Polaroid. Take the shot, catch the picture as it spit out the bottom of the camera, keep it warm in your armpit for a minute and voila! Pictures! Want two copies? Take two pictures. At about 50 cents each.

Kodak and Polaroid were getting quietly rich.

Then came the image sensor; developed by an employee at Kodak, of all places, in 1975. It took 20 years, but once the sensors became cheap everybody wanted one. No film; no developing; no wait pictures. Snap one? Hell no; snap 50. Things not worthy of documenting 10 years ago now became fodder for a battery of images.

And just when the digital cameras thought they had a monopoly on the market, BAM! The iPhone, and now every phone has become a pocket photo studio.

My grandfather took pictures of me and his other grandkids with an Argus 35mm; fully manual, it took some great pictures, once you knew how to operate it, a skill I had just about mastered when I got my first point and shoot digital 10 years ago.

Now my son sees his boys in a cute pose, pulls out his phone, snaps off a pic or two, and texts them to me on my phone.

I think his Great-grandpa would be proud. 

Sunday, February 6, 2011

When the Quiet of a Sunday Morning is Broken


So, there I am over at Althouse's place this morning, minding my own business, when I get accosted by a fart video.

Not what you expect on a quiet Sunday Morning.

But then curiosity got the better of me.

Did you know YouTube has thousands of videos with the key word 'fart'? Who knew?

Where does this prurient interest come from? Is there an actual desire to watch people fart on video that doesn't exist in real life? Of course, video farting does have its merits- all of them olfactory.

But, as usual, I digress.

It has often been said that humor is simply a look at someone else's troubles, a position I heartily endorse. A public fart is usually-hopefully- somebody else's embarrassment and problem.

I think everyone can describe at least one episode where passing gas has embarassed them. Or at least SHOULD have embarrassed them; we all have the problem.

When it happens to us, it's embarrassing. When it happens in front of us, its funny.

My youngest brother has instituted a series of photographic opportunities for group photos that he has given various names, such as '"Point to the Bird"; "Serious Face" and "X Farted".

Every one of our Family photo shoots has some variation on these themes.

Including the ones taken at my brother's recent wedding. With a small variation.

All of the kids agreed that when my youngest brother called for a "Serious Face" photo, all of the kids would do a "Mom Farted" pose.

It turned out CLASSIC.

Mom is sitting in the middle of the group of her (allegedly) adult children, looking as serious and as stoic as is possible, while everyone else is posing with the most exaggerated reactions possible to a recent 'gas attack'.

The moment only lasted a split second, because we took this photo on the dance floor at the reception, and the reaction of the guests was immediate laughter. Mom started looking around out of the corner of her eye, saw what we were doing and cracked up laughing.

But the photographer caught that split second. And the next few shots of Mom realizing what was going on and joining in on the laughter.

My Mom had that picture framed as an 8X10 and proudly displays it in the living room. And my Brother has posted it to Face Book.

So, if you happen to spot a picture somewhere of a group of gentlemen in Tuxedos and women in the finery reacting to a public fart from a well dressed and stoic woman in the center of them, that will be us. I'm the one in the middle, in the back, with my eyes crossed.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Why Can't We Schedule Rain For During The Week?


I found this interesting website this weekend; That Will Buff Out. as the tag line says; pictures of cars in compromising positions. some very funny images, and the captions form the captions contest are pretty funny too. Check it out when you have a few minutes.

Another blog I visit consistently is Sippican Cottage. This is from the companion blog, The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys . He (I thought) had a great video up a week or so ago of San Francisco, filmed 2 days before the 1906 earthquake that was absolutely fascinating. But now I can't find it. But I found this one instead. if you like watching crazy sequences of things going off, this is one of the best.

What else are you going to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon?

Saturday, August 22, 2009

I am Doing a Little Traveling





I just got back to my hotel and had a few minutes before my next appointment and wanted to get a post up while I had a chance.

I am in Denver this weekend- the Mountains are the view from my hotel- and the other shot is from where we had lunch. And no, I did not have the 7 pound Breakfast burrito, although I was nominated for the opportunity, I had to respectfully decline. I was in this club last night and the music gave me a headache, and left my stomach a little queasy. At least that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

I did have a Meatlover’s Taco Salad that was fantastic and almost 7 pounds in itself. Jack and Grill serves a hamburger (a single mind you) that could have fed some families for a week- absolutely huge. I am definitely marking this place down for a return visit, next time I am in Denver. Which will probably be August of next year.

I am here on business, and the news is mixed. Some of the housing industry soothsayers are predicting the foreclosure boom to continue well in 2011, maybe 2012, and the attendant housing price drop to continue as well. Great news for the foreclosure industry; bad news for the country’s economy.

There also seems to be a lot of cash available for housing buyers all around the country. One man I talked to told he is seeing a lot of cash sales in Southern California in the $750,000 range, and all of the buyers were Oriental. Possibly some Chinese cash coming back?

I'll have more time to get my thought together this week and maybe do a more detailed post later in the week.