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Sunday, February 6, 2011
When the Quiet of a Sunday Morning is Broken
So, there I am over at Althouse's place this morning, minding my own business, when I get accosted by a fart video.
Not what you expect on a quiet Sunday Morning.
But then curiosity got the better of me.
Did you know YouTube has thousands of videos with the key word 'fart'? Who knew?
Where does this prurient interest come from? Is there an actual desire to watch people fart on video that doesn't exist in real life? Of course, video farting does have its merits- all of them olfactory.
But, as usual, I digress.
It has often been said that humor is simply a look at someone else's troubles, a position I heartily endorse. A public fart is usually-hopefully- somebody else's embarrassment and problem.
I think everyone can describe at least one episode where passing gas has embarassed them. Or at least SHOULD have embarrassed them; we all have the problem.
When it happens to us, it's embarrassing. When it happens in front of us, its funny.
My youngest brother has instituted a series of photographic opportunities for group photos that he has given various names, such as '"Point to the Bird"; "Serious Face" and "X Farted".
Every one of our Family photo shoots has some variation on these themes.
Including the ones taken at my brother's recent wedding. With a small variation.
All of the kids agreed that when my youngest brother called for a "Serious Face" photo, all of the kids would do a "Mom Farted" pose.
It turned out CLASSIC.
Mom is sitting in the middle of the group of her (allegedly) adult children, looking as serious and as stoic as is possible, while everyone else is posing with the most exaggerated reactions possible to a recent 'gas attack'.
The moment only lasted a split second, because we took this photo on the dance floor at the reception, and the reaction of the guests was immediate laughter. Mom started looking around out of the corner of her eye, saw what we were doing and cracked up laughing.
But the photographer caught that split second. And the next few shots of Mom realizing what was going on and joining in on the laughter.
My Mom had that picture framed as an 8X10 and proudly displays it in the living room. And my Brother has posted it to Face Book.
So, if you happen to spot a picture somewhere of a group of gentlemen in Tuxedos and women in the finery reacting to a public fart from a well dressed and stoic woman in the center of them, that will be us. I'm the one in the middle, in the back, with my eyes crossed.