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Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iPhone. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Say Cheese!
I did a post the other day on the changes in the last hundred years on the way music has changed in our lives.
At the same time I was thinking about the ways that photography has changed as well.
Photography was initially developed almost 200 years ago. The process of using light to cause a chemical reaction and create an image was a startling revelation. History could now be documented in real time. As long as history would stand still and had plenty of light thrown on it.
50 years later Matthew Brady would do just that, making hundreds of images of the carnage on Civil War battlefields.
The process has changed sometimes; the chemicals used or the base material. Tintypes are just that- an image created chemically on a metal plate, and glass plate negatives were just a chemical wash on a glass plate, subject to the hazards as any piece of glass is. The modern negative film was the development that put a camera in the hands of the common man. George Eastman was the Henry Ford of photography; Ford put the common man on the road with his Model-T, and Eastman allowed him to photograph the trip.
The images were still; very still. We are so used to micro-second exposure times, but images in the old days took minutes to expose, which is why most old pictures are stiffly posed portraits.
The Kodak Brownie had those same issues; slow film speeds, no adjustable aperture, no flash. Groups didn't gather on the front porch for their health; they needed the light to make sure the picture turned out.
And then once the roll was full, the whole camera was sent off to Kodak, returned a few weeks later with your pictures and a fresh roll of film inside, all set for 8 more shots. And that's when you found out that Aunt Martha had moved during the Easter family portrait.
Cameras became more complex, and those cameras eventually made their way into the hands of the amateurs. Although amateur in this case just meant took pictures for fun, not profit. Film speed had to be set, f-stop, depth of field and focus all had to be right, and heaven help you with color film!
And you had to wait a week to find out if that once-in-a-lifetime shot had turned out.
Unless you did your own developing; tubs of caustic chemicals and very specific timings. Old chemicals, to long or too short in one bath or the other and your negatives or your pictures were ruined.
And then came the Kodak Instamatic with it's Flash Cubes. Point and shoot, inside or out, a (fairly) perfect shot every time. But film and developing cost money; about 6 bucks all told for 24 shots. And you had to wait to see the picture.
Unless you had a Polaroid. Take the shot, catch the picture as it spit out the bottom of the camera, keep it warm in your armpit for a minute and voila! Pictures! Want two copies? Take two pictures. At about 50 cents each.
Kodak and Polaroid were getting quietly rich.
Then came the image sensor; developed by an employee at Kodak, of all places, in 1975. It took 20 years, but once the sensors became cheap everybody wanted one. No film; no developing; no wait pictures. Snap one? Hell no; snap 50. Things not worthy of documenting 10 years ago now became fodder for a battery of images.
And just when the digital cameras thought they had a monopoly on the market, BAM! The iPhone, and now every phone has become a pocket photo studio.
My grandfather took pictures of me and his other grandkids with an Argus 35mm; fully manual, it took some great pictures, once you knew how to operate it, a skill I had just about mastered when I got my first point and shoot digital 10 years ago.
Now my son sees his boys in a cute pose, pulls out his phone, snaps off a pic or two, and texts them to me on my phone.
I think his Great-grandpa would be proud.
Labels:
History,
iPhone,
Photos,
Random Thoughts,
Technology
Friday, August 17, 2012
I No Longer Carry A Cell Phone
I was watching Star Trek the other night and realized I need to rename my cell phone. I now carry a Communicator.
Think about it. 'Phone' is such a limiting word. And it only describes a small fraction of what the device does, especially if you have a Smart Pho... Communicator.
I probably spend less time using my Communicator as a phone than I do anything else. Emails, Texting, Games with Friends, Information from the Internet. I'm even reading the Complete Sherlock Holmes.
The Communicator Captain Kirk carried only did one thing; kept him in touch with his ship through voice communications. Mine keeps me in touch with family, friends, co workers- the entire world. And it does video.
And it fits in the palm of my hand, and can be carried anywhere on my belt.
It's a Communicator.
The only thing wrong with the word is its length. Phone is a nice one syllable word. Even Cell Phone is a short two syllables.
"Have you seen my Cell Phone?" rolls off the tongue, especially with the constant usage that phrase gets.
"Have you seen my Communicator?" has those extra 3 syllables that make it awkward.
Maybe we can shorten it? Maybe Commie? Except "have you seen my Commie?" may have a bad connotation. And I think Commie already has another meaning.
Phone is actually short for Telephone. Maybe K-tor. "Have you seen my K-tor?" is short enough, but sounds evil.
Maybe Cater? "Have you seen my Cator?" It's short enough, but doesn't have the right ring.
Maybe CeeGee; short for Communications Gateway?
I think it's perfect; short, has that rhyming thing going on, stands for something longer, and is incredibly descriptive of the device we all carry.
Now I just need to figure out how to get it into general circulation.
Act of Congress?
Nah; if the Repubs are for the Dems won't be.
Apple. I'll bet if I can get Apple to start using the term, then it won't be long and everybody else will too.
As much as I hate Apple and it's products, you can't deny the force they are in the marketplace.
So it won't be an Apple iPhone 5, but an Apple iCeeGee5.
That has a ring! I'd better start looking into licensing...
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Saturday Morning; Eight A.M.
And where am I?
Sitting in a large, gradually filling auditorium.
Blogging from my iPhone.
What could have drug me from the comforts of home?
Hold on to your hats:
A dance recital.
Yeah, I have trouble believing it too.
But, it is for the Young'un.
So, here I am.
This is just the dress rehearsal; the show is tonight. And I don't even know what time this hint kicks off this morning. I might be here for hours. This would have been unthinkable for any of my boys. But for the Young'un, here I am.
To be fair, when her Dad an Uncles were her age I was working most Saturday mornings, and glad of it. Money was tight in those days. It's still tight, but loose enough to allow a Saturday dance recital.
I'll catch up on my sleep later.
Sitting in a large, gradually filling auditorium.
Blogging from my iPhone.
What could have drug me from the comforts of home?
Hold on to your hats:
A dance recital.
Yeah, I have trouble believing it too.
But, it is for the Young'un.
So, here I am.
This is just the dress rehearsal; the show is tonight. And I don't even know what time this hint kicks off this morning. I might be here for hours. This would have been unthinkable for any of my boys. But for the Young'un, here I am.
To be fair, when her Dad an Uncles were her age I was working most Saturday mornings, and glad of it. Money was tight in those days. It's still tight, but loose enough to allow a Saturday dance recital.
I'll catch up on my sleep later.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Technology Takes a Giant Step Backward

Yeah, it makes a great headline, but is it true? Most advances in technology involve making something smaller. In this case Apple enlarged the iPhone. Except it won't make phone calls. Maybe they just blew up an ipod touch?
Nah, sometimes my iPhone won't make calls either.
I'm not sure what to make of this thing. It probably has all of the 'FEATURES' I hate about the iPhone. Like the inability to play Flash videos. And the ability to carry you off to unknown parts of the Internet because you touched the screen to zoom or pan, and accidentally hit a link button.
And the price. $500 to $1500. Yeeouwwcch!
But they will fly off the shelves. Because Apple makes them, and not that big bad old Microsoft.
Labels:
Found on the Internets,
iPhone,
Senseless crap
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
A New iPhone App

This one is a real hoot.
Apparently, after 3 years, AT&T has decided to see how well there service works. Maybe it's just the cynic in me that wonders if this has anything to do with the expiration of their exclusive iPhone contract in June of this year.
But anyway, with this app when you have poor service, like no phone or 3G service or if AT&T drops your call, then you fire up this app and let AT&T know exactly where you are so they can WORK ON improving your service.
Where was this app a couple of months ago when I got dropped 3 times in one 15 minute phone call?
I already used it; to complain that I have no service in my dining room. That may not be a big deal the rest of you, but hey, it is a real pain in the buttocks to me!
I also like how Verizon has a truck drive around constantly checking for network performance and loading.
AT&T gives us AN APP!
I have to admit that I do like some functions of the iPhone. There are things I would like for it to do better or differently, but the basic thing I have a cell phone for is to make phone calls. When it fails to do that, then to me the whole device is a failure. And there are so many places you just can't make a danged call on this phone.
And my desk at home is one of the places I can't!
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