Who the Hell am I?

Just who (or what) is An Edjamikated Redneck?

First you take an ole country boy and let him work with his hands and back for a living for 20 years. Then you take away that living and force him back to school as an adult. Let him spend the next 6 years in various classrooms earning 2-1/2 degrees (I'm still a few credits short of the last one).

Then throw a Socialist in the White House.

Shake well and serve over ice with a premium bourbon.

What you wind up with is somebody who would rather get his hands dirty than keep them clean; somebody who would rather shoot his supper than eat a damn crab and somebody who would rather the government get the Hell outta his way than try to force feed him an approved diet.

And somebody who has to keep his hands clean for clients, eat crab for clients and drop fried foods to maintain a reasonable weight for clients- to earn a living with the education he was forced to get.

Now he needs to fight back, in a way that is socially acceptable. The "IMPEACH OBAMA" sign in the front yard is just to piss off the neighbors. The 4X4 pickup truck is to piss of the liberals and the bacon and eggs is to piss off the wife. She wants me to live forever.

So she isn't stuck with the kids and the mortgage.

Like I'm gonna LET her die first.